A loving reminder to Ben Carson that he still has a brain, no matter how many times he forgets his luggage.
"We where watching the news like any other day. It had been a lovley day void of any scandal, when suddenly Ben Carson came on screen. I sensed something was off, but suddenly the slurring senator lit up in horror as he realized he'd forgotten his luggage. Running away, J. O. Crow asked me hey, that's the brain surgeon right? I answered yes, and J then said I wonder if he takes peoples brains to replace his empty head."
"This stunned me, I had never realized that as a possibility to the congressman's career. We decided to do some digging. We were certain of finding the terrible secrets to be spilled next on wiki leaks. But what we found instead, was a saddening tale of a man trying his best to keep his eyes open in a dim lit room. Our dogged reporting soon turned to pity for this droopy eyed man. Therefore we changed the style of this book to remind a fellow human being
"you still have a brain."
-Justin M. Heckt
"thank you."-anonymous email