Written by J. Olierus Crow, this is an important book for the future of Crow-Human relationships everywhere. When Crow landed on this planet, they had a startling wake up call that humans did not brush the nearby crows and drink Tequila in the morning with them.
"This struck me as incredibly stupid. Crows here have already learned how to use tools. What, do humans think crows will just stop there? Where I come from Crows have already moved pass the temporal realm. They only keep the rest of us alive because of how refined our brushing and tequila is."
This is the first step in a long line of much needed healing between crows and humans. With car 'bombings' at an all time high, this timely piece is sure to mend the bonds that so often are being broken.
Critics Respond!
- "My relation to the crows in my back yard have never been better, except for that time we killed our neighbor together" - Elijah Wood
- "A book that sure to break new ground and make people scratch their heads." - Barnes and Noble
- "Seriously, is this book real? Ive been trying to get it but all I can find is Brittney Spears autobiography." - The Seattle Times