It's a potate. But its more than just a potatoe. It's the one the authors accidently ate potatoe. This is their lament to the potatoe's memory. Rest In Peace, Potatoe man.
The authors have made their apologizes and are deeply sorry for the death of this valued member of society. The National Organization for Potatoes Rights has adequately reprimanded the authors for their actions.
Justin M. Heckt has promised to never again make French fries out of anything that can make Shia LaBuff jokes.