J. O. takes over
Justin may or may not have accidentally angered the King of Prussia with his attempted coup de tat's. Because of this he has left the website to be run by his long time friend J Olierus Crow. Here is what the crow had to say about this incident:
"Its unfortunate that my ling time human has to go into the forest to hide from the Prussians, the whole thing doesn't even make much sense. However I am convinced that his ability to digest Deer horns will get him through the worst fo the experience, that is if he can catch the deer."
J. has confirmed that the book What To Do When You Throw A Coup is still being released in December of 2020 to commemorate all those dictators who made their dreams come true. He hopes to hire some professionals to spiff up the website, and make more communcations between the fans and others.
Delay on Releases
It has come to our attention recently that the books on this website do not actually exist. We apologize for the inconvinence, and we (thead authors) are activley working to mend the problem. Read on to know how to get your non-existant book!
abandon all hope. For if you truely want to see your books you will need to commit the Sacrifice of Dumbo. Many have tried to partake in this ritual, most have failed. However, if your still gung ho to know how to Comb Your Crow then simply aquire these ingredients:
- Someone you're convinced your in love with
- An orb weiging 30 pounds and able to make mashed corn
- Your favorite book (there's a lot of waiting)
Once you have completed the ritual your books should arrive in 4 to five weeks. Enjoy!